"Not Looking. Not Available. Not Interested. Have A Nice Day." T-Shirt

"Not Looking. Not Available. Not Interested. Have A Nice Day." T-Shirt

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£29.99
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"Not Looking. Not Available. Not Interested. Have A Nice Day." T-Shirt
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"Not Looking. Not Available. Not Interested. Have A Nice Day." T-Shirt

£29.99
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Made to order
Ships after production (1–3 business days)
Please check the size guide before ordering - we're unable to accept returns for sizing or change of mind
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Product Description

Clear communication, but make it wearable.

The Not Looking. Not Available. Not Interested. Have A Nice Day. T-Shirt is for anyone who’s tired of giving mixed signals because, actually, there are none.

Blunt, funny, and beautifully final, this tee does the talking for you — whether you’re out with friends, running errands, or simply existing in public without inviting a conversation.

Perfect for:

  • happily unavailable people
  • professional boundary-setters
  • anyone done with unsolicited attention
  • people who prefer clarity over small talk
  • those who would genuinely rather be left alone

Printed to order on a comfortable unisex tee.

Polite. Direct. Case closed.

Product Features
  • Available in sizes S–4XL
  • Made from 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
  • Tubular knit construction with no side seams
  • Durable double-needle stitching throughout
  • Sewn-in label
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry on low heat
  • Iron or steam on low heat if needed
  • Do not dry clean
Size Guide

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