Product Description
A soft, garment-dyed t-shirt with a simple message that says enough. The small, centred chest text — “Alive. Unfortunately.” — delivers dry humour without making a scene. Made from heavyweight, ring-spun cotton that feels worn-in from day one, this tee is comfortable, durable, and easy to wear on repeat. The relaxed fit and clean design make it just as suitable for layering as it is for throwing on and leaving the house with minimal effort. Built to hold its shape and soften over time, this is the kind of t-shirt you reach for without thinking.
Product Features
- Available in sizes S–4XL
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams
- Durable double-needle stitching throughout
- Sewn-in label
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron or steam on low heat if needed
- Do not dry clean
Size Guide
Unisex relaxed fit — true to size, or size up for an oversized look.