Product Description
For anyone whose browser, brain, and life are all operating on the same questionable system.
The 47 Tabs Open T-Shirt is for the people researching one thing, shopping for another, reading a completely unrelated article, planning a holiday they haven’t booked, and somehow still forgetting what they opened the laptop for in the first place.
Featuring a chaotic browser-tab inspired design, this tee turns digital overload into something worth wearing.
Perfect for:
- chronic tab hoarders
- overthinkers
- serial Googlers
- people with 3% battery and 100% curiosity
- anyone who regularly says, “wait, why did I open this?”
Printed to order on a comfortable unisex tee.
Because closing the tabs would mean admitting defeat.
Product Features
- Available in sizes S–4XL
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams
- Durable double-needle stitching throughout
- Sewn-in label
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron or steam on low heat if needed
- Do not dry clean